i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
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I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
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What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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