I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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