Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
it's great music for shaving your balls
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Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
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Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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