i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
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We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
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All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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