i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
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I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
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I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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