im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
my sisters under your porch take her home
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
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So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
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He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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