I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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