Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
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my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
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He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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