he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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