Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
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