ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Just cropdusted the office
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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