it's like iHOP with fire
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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