med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
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I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
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Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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