Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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