she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
is it fun? or sober?
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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