You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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