I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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