i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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