That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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