lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I skipped work to stalk him.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
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if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
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I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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