I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
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It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
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Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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