is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
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