You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Randomize
