West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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