Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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