No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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