WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
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she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
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Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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