Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
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Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
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Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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