STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
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And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
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The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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