Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Alive.
So much puke
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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