tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
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this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
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i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
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