All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
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For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
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You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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