I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
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Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Of course I have a pirate flag
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Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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