PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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