People with herpes should wear stickers.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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