Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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