my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
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ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
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Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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