You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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