hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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