he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
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I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
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You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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