it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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