is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
