Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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