dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
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I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
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Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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