It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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