you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
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Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
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If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
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