I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Nicole vs. Life
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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