You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
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What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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