I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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