I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Naked Twister starts at high noon
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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