If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
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She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
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yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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