Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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