Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
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As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
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Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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