HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
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the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
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Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
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