College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
You can't just leave with hair like that
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I lost the right to judge tonight
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
