Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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