Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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