Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
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i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
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NoShamevember. You game?
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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