He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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